Monday, January 6, 2025

Best To Worst Films of 2024


2024 seemed for the most part to be a repeat of 2023, a second season of it if you will. Several things from the previous year continued to plague the world: the Russian invasion of Ukraine, the demoralizing actions happening in the Gaza Strip, anti-Semitism and other horrific racism spewed via online social media and/or fueling horrendous acts of violence, and the debate over and pathetic usage of AI. And just when you thought things would get better in this show we call life, a special guest star, someone who draws cheers from audiences across America yet an equal or more so ire as well, got to be a main player (again) thanks to what happened in November. While I was not happy with the "decision", the backlash against them went way too far when two separate people tried to cancel them out of existence.


Weird analogy aside, 2024 also did give us some exciting major events to shake things up but there was always some controversy to ruin the fun. The Super Bowl became the most watched televised program ever in American history but gave us a lame game (Chiefs Win LOL), plenty of camera cuts to Taylor Swift, a flat halftime show from Usher, and then later a victory parade shooting. The Eurovision Song Contest had one of its potential winners unfairly disqualified, allowed Israel to participate amid much outcry, struggled with multiple accounts of misconduct by certain delegations, and went full WWE by using anti-booing technology to silence the live audience's jeers aimed at Israel's artist and EBU director Martin Österdahl. The Summer Olympics in Paris were great but seemingly everybody refused to get over a "daring" drag tableau of "The Last Supper" in the opening ceremony, an Algerian female boxer, an Australian "breakdancer", a gymnastics final, and a certain someone not being included on the American women's basketball team (the anger at Joel Embiid was totally justified however). And speaking of American women's basketball, the WNBA had its most popular season ever since its inception thanks to a new crop of talented rookies, extensive media attention, and an exciting Finals yet it was often hampered by despicable "fan" behavior in the stands and online and the clueless response to it by the league's commissioner Cathy Engelbert.


There was more drama/controversy to go around in every corner of culture, whether it was television (Quiet On Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV, the third season of The Bear), music (the Drake/Kendrick Lamar feud), video games (Concord, more studio closures and job losses), comedy (The Roast of Tom Brady, that twerp from the MSG Trump rally), and royalty watch (everything involving Princess Kate). I would include anime in the discussion but I have a whole separate article for that, But what happened in 2024 in my most beloved part of life on Earth, that of course being the wonderful world of film?


Warner Bros. CEO David Zaslav continued his asshole ways by threatening to make the completed film Coyote vs. Acme into a tax write-off and refusing to give it to anyone else unless they pay an insane asking price ($70-80 million). A lot of sure-fire hits ended up being big bombs and total misses in theaters, most notably Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire, Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga, and the complete fiascos that were Joker: Folie à Deux and Red One. These many failures help led to a depressing summer season which was so bad that director Denis Villeneuve (Dune: Part Two) lamented that he's "disappointed to still be number one" at the total box office for the year. Redbox closed up shop, further signaling the slow death of physical media. Robert Downey Jr. went from Oscar winner to persona non grata after it was announced he would get $100 million to play Doctor Doom in the MCU, a ridiculously huge paycheck especially coming one year after the Hollywood strikes. The investigation and trials involving the shooting on the set of Rust concluded with the armorer getting 18 months in jail while Alec Baldwin saw his charges dismissed with prejudice due to concealed evidence. Another wave of celebrity deaths unfortunately came including the passings of Carl Weathers, James Earl Jones, Maggie Smith, and Tony Todd. And right before we dropped the curtain for the year, there was a depressingly quiet fall season, with many Oscar hopefuls not generating any major buzz or attention among the general populace, and a bizarre yet still distressing dilemma, which is still ongoing, surrounding It Ends With Us, its star Blake Lively, and its co-star/director Justin Baldoni.


But everything wasn't all bad for film. Even with all of the flops and misfires, I would say we had one of the weirdest, most eclectic years in film possibly ever. Disney got to have their own Barbenheimer when the company conquered both the summer and the whole year with the #1 and #2 highest grossing movies for 2024, one of which is a shockingly gory rated R superhero movie. Animation flourished with acclaimed works from across the globe and anime became more of a welcome presence in theaters and an easy bet to generated money at the box office. Concert films and more adult driven affair were more plentiful to experience. Netflix saw much more success with their Netflix Film lineup, particularly when it came to their action fare, one of which recently was their top film every day for three straight weeks. While horror generally was a mixed bag, Terrifer 3 proved to be a huge draw, becoming the highest grossing unrated film of all time while at the same time highly grossing out audiences with another wave of disturbingly gory practical effects. Letterboxd gained more popularity and acceptance among the social media sphere. And finally, to throw everybody through a loop and make many Oscar watchers even more nervous, there really wasn't a lot of consensus when it came to the best films or even the best film of 2024. Everybody seemingly had a different pick for numero uno.


Now comes the annual time for me to proclaim my top pick, along with all of the other films I got to experience. Oh wait, just one moment. I usually talk about my personal life in 2024. I'll try to be quick about it: my New Year's resolution to eliminate appetizers when I go out to eat helped me feel better and certainly helped my wallet ($15 for 6 mozzarella sticks?!); I went to my hometown arena to see four days/six exciting games of the NCAA Division I Women's Basketball tournament, including the amazing Iowa/LSU regional final; my beloved local independent movie theater closed down nearly for good only to be saved and reopened two months later; saw Stop Making Sense in IMAX again and it's still phenomenal; finally was able to beat not one but two JRPGS (Trails of Cold Steel I and II), each of them taking 90 hours to complete and I loved every second of it; rejoiced and grappled with several life-changing moments among my precious family and friends; and I had to pay for a new garage door even though I wasn't at fault for breaking it. There, done. Now let's have some fun.


My final total of 2024 films that I watched is 32. It is now time to arrange them in the order of my opinion, from the best to the worst.


First up is my top ten of the year. I had some struggle when it came to the last pick of the set.


1. Civil War

Alex Garland's mission so far as a writer-director is to terrify the viewer right down to their core with provocative topics and unsettling imagery that is near impossible to scrub from your mind. His last two films were truly "mileage may vary" but in 2024, he became absolute lord and ruler of the land last year with this tantalizing tale about the power and the art of journalism, all transpiring amid the horrifying landscapes of a truly divided and weaponized United States of America. Evocative in every shot, this road trip through the hell of humanity was an exquisitely visceral experience, supplemented further by a Kirsten Dunst's stellar lead performance, a stomach-turning scene with one-scene wonder Jesse Plemons, and an exhilarating yet still disheartening finale that brings the sights, sounds and dream scenarios we see often in video games and other sci-fi stories and makes them all the more too real.

2. A Real Pain

Finally escaping the treacherous wilderness that is superhero movies, Jesse Eisenberg went full Jesse Eisenberg with this indie to superb results. Eisenberg wrote, directed, produced, and starred in this simple but very rich story about kinship, emotional maturity, and the family legacies we carry. Instead of fully following the standard Sundance dramedy formula, the refreshing script is full of dialogue and interactions that are more realistic and/or thorny, where no one is truly right and the willingness to forgive and/or forget in order to move forward, especially when on vacation, is brutally enforced. And I can't fully declare my love for this movie without mentioning the amazing Kieran Culkin as Eisenberg's turbulent cousin.

3. Flow

Latvia isn't a widely known country, thus any art spawned from the small Eastern European nation tend to be lost in translation (see their success rate recently at the Eurovision Song Contest as proof). But the little Baltic was able to fully break through on the world stage thanks to this exceptionally animated tale. How did they and animator Gints Zilbalodis pull if off? By crafting a mysterious tale that is equals parts haunting and majestic with an animal cast, no dialogue, fantastic camera work, and a spiritually moving score. A word of warning: be a little wary of letting your kids see it. The lack of celebrity voices, funny jokes, and many displays of animal peril caused one little girl at my screening to cry her eyes out all the way through to the end credits.

4. Rebel Ridge

This film had my curiosity with its perilous premise and Don Johnson as the heavy. Then it had my full attention when I saw that it was from the mind of Jeremy Saulnier. An expertly executed action-thriller with star-making lead performance by Aaron Pierre and a palpable first third that juices you up and keeps the danger levels constant all the way until the stunning final shot.

5. Memoir of a Snail

One of the few joys I rarely indulge in life is going through all of the movie showtimes on a given day, finding a movie I never heard about and go and view it on a whim. I did that very thing with this stop-motion animated indie and it caused me to tear right up. My first engagement with the work of Adam Elliot, this film spins a masterful, all too real feeling narrative about struggling to survive mentally when the world isn't very kind. I know that sounds pretty dire but please note that there's a lot of humor and heart to liven up things, including a religious apple cult, special magic tricks, and an elderly woman who's seen and done everything.

6. Speak No Evil

I want to signal boast this horror remake as much as I can. I was completely taken aback at how much I enjoyed this disturbing little ditty and how brutal it gets, more so with its social satire than in its actual violence. I don't know what was better, James McAvoy with his pounds of muscle and the psychotic cartwheels he performs or the big climax that puts a nice twist on a home invasion. Yes, I'm perfectly aware that writer-director James Watkins changed the ending from the original Danish film but I rather steal away with this one any day.

7. Dune: Part Two

A bit of a drop from the first film but I'm glad that Denis Villeneuve got to see his vision through. Still breathtaking in all of its glory, from sandworm riding to the black and white world ruled by the Harkonnen. The climatic final battle could have been better if Warner Bros were willing to open their pursestrings some more but in return we get a great exploration on the savior narrative and fantastic performances from Timothée Chalamet, Austin Butler, and of course Javier Bardem.

8. Inside Out 2

I have not been a big fan of the sequels Pixar has been making as of late, with even Toy Story 4 losing some of its luster as time moves forward. But even with some trepidation, not to mention a lack of joy going into it due to the Bill Hader/Mindy Kaling pay controversy, I was really touched with this latest chapter of human girl Riley and her anthropomorphized emotions. The film expands what would otherwise be a simple sitcom plot in order to draw up more goofy gags (love that sar-chasm!), finally experiment with the other animation styles, and carefully explain why the development of more complicated emotions requires the same amount of acceptance and appreciation we give to the standard ones. This also had to make my top ten list simply for the gut punches he delivered to me, whether it was "that scene" or a certain four word feeling we all as humans struggle with at some point.

9. The Wild Robot

While there were three better animated films that wowed me significantly, this one however had the purest heart and drive to truly win me over, even after its heavily enforced marketing campaign. More than just a wannabe WALL-E, it weaves a wondrous ode to the joys and pains of parenting and paints it upon an immaculate canvas with stunning watercolor-inspired animation. Like its lead character, however, not everything is perfect; I was quite boggled by the sudden inclusion of a last act villain when one wasn't really needed. Still, I greatly admire this wild and creative streak Dreamworks Animation has been mostly pulling off.

10. Conclave

An odd choice to include in my top ten but quite frankly this prestigious drama was too delicious in its pulpiness to pass by, like a ruby red apple that is forbidden to taste.


Next up are six films that I thought were very good and were true highlights of the year. They just had a thing or two that kept it from making my top ten.


11. Mars Express

I had a lot of fun with this Sam Spade in space tale, which mixes Chinatown and Blade Runner together and coats it with a beautiful French animated touch. But that overextended ultra bummer ending just kills the momentum of the story and the replayability of the film. I really wanted this to be in my top ten but whenever I randomly accessed my memories of the film, the finale was the only thing that truly stuck with me.

12. Blink Twice

A great directorial debut by Zoe Kravitz. It may lean a little too close to Get Out and often forgets that a satire needs to have some more comedy to balance things out but the film delivers some beautifully devilish visuals, fascinating editing, a committed cast led by a subversive performance by Channing Tatum, and an ending that is truly debatable.

13. Look Back

Kiyotaka Oshiyama and Studio Durian did a really fine job bringing Tatsuki Fujimoto's exceptional one-shot manga to the masses. I adore the animation experimentation on full display, particularly the "walking/skipping in the rain" sequence, and it gives you a nice tight glimpse at the human passions and struggles to draw. Unfortunately, the film just didn't have the same punch as the original one-shot, which turned me into a complete mess one fateful Sunday. I point to the bizarrely slow slideshow of memories at the film's conclusion as the main culprit.


14. Mobile Suit Gundam SEED Freedom

It took nearly two decades but Sunrise and director Mitsuo Fukuda were finally able to make Mobile Suit Gundam SEED a popular thing again thanks to this impressive space opera. Come for the delightfully well animated mecha battles, stay for its examination on the relationship between main hero Kira and space princess Lacus, the character redevelopment of Shinn Asuka, and plenty of "where are they now?" updates. Still ended on a weird note with the whole naked on a beach thing though.

15. Deadpool & Wolverine

It got all the money people were willing to spend on a summer flick and it got the American public to briefly care about superhero movies again. Yes, the film is near impenetrable if you don't care for Deadpool, appreciate or barely tolerate meta fiction/meta humor, or have some knowledge of the superhero movies produced, or in one special case never produced, by 20th Century Fox. But it was still a lot of fun, gory fun to be more honest, and had a nice message about respecting all of the previous work that was done in order for us to get to this point in pop culture where superhero movies are to be treated and seen as actual films.

16. Piece By Piece

I commend director Morgan Neville and the animation crew for the wild and crazy Lego art they crafted in order to vividly express music wunderkind Pharrell Williams' musings on his own life, his philosophy on music, and the history behind the songs that changed hip-hop and pop history. However, I can't fully commend Pharrell himself because he could have sabotaged the whole project with his often blatant refusal to delve deeper on many topics, especially with what happened to The Neptunes.  Also, shout outs to the family of four who walked out right near the end when the movie dared to visualize social injustices right before Kendrick Lamar's "Alright" was discussed.


Next are the "creamy middles", the films that were effective in their execution, engagement, and entertainment and are worth a viewing. I just wasn't fully enamored with them as I was with the films above.



17. Saturday Night

I greatly applaud the efforts of director Jason Reitman, the cast and crew in recreating a pivot moment in American comedy. It just spends too much time on fan service and callbacks (or would that be callforwards?) rather than actually explaining why we should care for these young guns and why this new show is so important and needed to be made.

18. Wicked

Though the near three hours flew by thanks to great and charming performances by the leads, amazing production craftsmanship, and bringing the best songs from the 2003 musical to the big screen, it chose not to expand on the several flat supporting characters, doesn't ever realize that the whole racism angle of the story doesn't work on film if you have a multi-racial cast, and has a head-shaking "finale" with two shoed-in action sequences and a bizarre, thoroughly cut-up version of "Defying Gravity".


19. Transformers One

The most fun I had with the Transformers in a very long while and an excellent voice performance by Bryan Tyler Henry. I just wish Chris Hemsworth worked better on his Peter Cullen voice attempt and some of the laser and steel machine action needed to be more easily decipherable to the human eye.

20. Spy x Family Code: White

A simple fun shonen anime flick that proves to be an easy gateway into the series. Just don't expect anything major to happen, as this is just a small diversion.

21. Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

Great to see Tim Burton have fun again while making a film. Needed more Catherine O'Hara and less of Jeffrey Jones, even if he's replaced by a ghoul with a half eaten torso. Also, it completely didn't need Justin Theroux, Monica Bellucci, or "MacArthur Park".

22. Haikyu!! The Dumpster Battle

Terrible name for a film but quite accurate, as it consists entirely of one high stakes volleyball match. Has some exhilarating shonen sport theatrics but good luck trying to figure out who anybody is or care about any of them if you're a non-fan, besides of course the short fry with the orange hair.

23. My Hero Academia: You're Next

Keeps the streak alive of entertaining My Hero Academia movies but it is certainly the weakest of the bunch, despite the high stakes it imposes and the dream battle it wishes to bring to life.

24. Daddio

I remembered liking this little indie, which is set entirely in and around a New York cab and is actually better executed than you think it would be, but I don't exactly remember actually why I did beyond the performances of Sean Penn and Dakota Johnson.


Next are the unfortunate disappointments, the ones that had a few shining moments but were overwhelmed with poor creative decisions and flat showmanship.


25. Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

The king of disappointments of the year. I say king because this sci-fi epic spent more time and energy focusing on Chris Hemsworth and his wasteland story than the life of the near silent main heroine.

26. Enter The Clones of Bruce

A dream subject I always wanted to be covered, only to sit through a bog standard, paint by numbers documentary that, despite featuring plenty of kung fu fighting, often had me nodding off in the theater.

27. Heretic

Some really good performances, particular Hugh Grant, but the script sure did loved to smell its own farts, thinking it is hot shit with all of its dissections of religion and who's really in control, combined with smarmy dialogue and an unexplained endgame for its villain.

28. Longlegs

Could have been a really creepy horror thriller but then it had to over explain everything and ruin the specialness of its characters before delivering a lame "that's it" conclusion.

29. Never Let Go

Did very well examining the plight of its protagonists but the majority of the twists were easy to spot and it just wasn't scary at all.


Finally, we end with three of the worst films of 2024. Honestly, none were complete trash but they also weren't worth a ticket to the cinema, nor truly worthy of your time. I spent more energy huffing and puffing or rolling my eyes than actually engaging with these films.


30. Solo Leveling: ReAwakening

Solo Leveling may have been one of the big anime hits of last year but outside of some stellar action animation, you would have a hard time understanding exactly why while watching this compilation film. How can a viewer really enjoy the power fantasy aspects of this story when this thing starts by literally obscuring the backstory of its protagonist and barely tries on world-building, solely in order to give more time to crafting a YouTube-like compilation of battles where "the bullies get what they deserve" or "the villain should have fled instead of taunting the mc". When we get to the second half, aka the first two episodes of the upcoming season two, things settle down and you can relax and enjoy it for what it is.

31. Demon Slayer: Kimetsu No Yaiba - To The Hashira Training

We go from a new anime hit to a hit anime series that took a mighty tumble in popularity last year. Make no mistake, Demon Slayer: Kimetsu No Yaiba is still pretty popular but the show was heavily criticized for delivering a very poor season 4. But before that season aired its pitiful eight episodes, the series did another compilation film/special preview that just wasn't as good as the last one. While I did really enjoy seeing a pivotal story moment for the first time and treated with reverence on the big screen, this "film" utilized the exact same strategy as To The Swordsman Village, consisting of just two overextended episodes. However, this one is a far worst sell because the second half of it largely is a total bore, mostly featuring people sitting around saying "we should do something" before finally, finally deciding that oh yeah maybe it's a good idea to properly train our soldiers for the big bad and his crew instead of treating them like meatbags.

32. Horizon: An American Saga - Chapter 1

We all saw it coming and sure enough it did. Kevin Costner wanted to do another big budget project centered around an odd idea but this time he foolishly put his own money into it. It failed, oh boy, did it fail, and it technically isn't buried in the ground yet. Make no mistake, this film genuinely starts off fantastic with a nice eerie prologue, culminating with a devastating and deadly attack on a town by a renegade group of Native Americans. But after that showstopper, the movie then bombards you with multiple storylines, whose scenes often coming crashing in at of nowhere and can be hard to follow due to jumps in time, introduction of more and new characters, and random switches in the characterization of previously established characters. And then it just ends with little to no real advancement in any of the plots, before giving us a truly bewildering "to be continued" montage, with the only thing standing out from it is Giovanni Ribisi and his really evil moustache. Did Costner not watch how every single American televised miniseries concludes on Night One, or how big film epics end before intermission in order to entice and enrapture their audiences?! I can't call this a total failure because that is reserved for the finished Chapter 2, since it didn't get picked up by anyone after being screened at the Venice Film Festival. But hoo doggies, what a fiasco.

Monday, May 6, 2024

2024 Eurovision Song Contest Predictions


Another year, another round of predictions for the Eurovision Song Contest.

But alas, my predictions this year will severely lack a good deal of enthusiasm. Since the end of February, my excitement for Eurovision has drastically dropped. I was still looking forward to it and still tried to attend it live but I wasn't feeling very happy.

What happened to cause this dreadful emotion? Simple. I frankly just wasn't enjoying the songs or selections at the same level as previous years. Some of the early fan favorites were okay at best and suffered from immense cringe or and/or dodgy live vocals. Then Sweden decided to have their most blandest Melodifestivalen in some time, complete with the most pathetic Second Chance round of all time and a winner that while competently made was truly bleh.

Now after listening to the entire album, pouring through a lot of podcasts while at work, and checking out the official rehearsal footage, I'm now back in the groove for the most part. With that being said, let's get to my predictions!

But before I do, here are my top ten favorite songs from this year's contest pre-rehearsals, in alphabetical order:

Australia
Austria
Cyprus
Denmark
Estonia
France
Ireland
Lithuania
Slovenia
Switzerland



SEMI-FINAL 1 COUNTRIES THAT WILL QUALIFY TO THE GRAND FINAL

Australia - Great to see Electric Fields at Eurovision. And they brought another fine tune with some easy audience participation.

Croatia - They have a great story with Baby Lasagna. The song sounds great on the album. It would be great for Croatia to win or get a high placement. Baby Lasagna's real singing voice? Not so great. It will do well with the audience but it needs to be on point in order to steal votes away from the other meme-worthy fan favorites aka the weird little guys of Eurovision 2024.

Cyprus - All I want is for there to be a kickass girl pop song. Cyprus brought it to me again. I am however afraid of it being the very first song of the event but the constant song recaps will refresh everyone's mind.

Finland - I don't loathe "No Rules!" but it was such a terrible selection, a huge drop from "Cha Cha Cha". It will either easily make it through the semi-final thanks to the televote only to then die on Saturday or it will die a quick death on Tuesday. And no, it will not win.

Ireland - They have a 50/50 chance at advancing with "Doomsday Blue". The rehearsal footage so far makes it look it will finally break Ireland's non-qualifying streak.

Lithuania - My absolute favorite song of the entire contest. I really wish it does well, giving Lithuania another top ten placement.

Luxembourg - Expecting to qualify solely as a thank you for coming back. Very meh song.

Portugal - Okay song that appears to be enhanced greatly with the staging. Portugal being Portugal.

Slovenia - I like Raiven and "Veronika" is really cool and unique but all of her artistic screaming at the end of the song might kill its chances or cause it to drop to the lower 13 come the Grand Final.

Ukraine - I love Ukraine but this selection is very bland. Good enough to qualify though. And what the hell is going to happen with that paper mache hill?


SEMI-FINAL 1 COUNTRIES THAT WILL BE ELIMINATED

Azerbaijan - Wait, they are competing this year? Really? Are you sure? I know their song came out right before the deadline but it so unbelievably forgettable.

Iceland - Oh Iceland. Even with the nice return of Hera Bjork, you chose poorly.

Moldova - I actually enjoy "In The Middle" and was one of the few people happy that it won the national selection over yet another meme pop tune. However, it looks to potentially be swallowed up by the big stage.

Poland - Like the song but my god, they ruined it thanks to the expected staging and costumes.

Serbia - Somber and quickly washes away from your mind. Why Serbia?


SEMI-FINAL 2 COUNTRIES THAT WILL QUALIFY TO THE GRAND FINAL

Armenia - A total dark horse and total folk fun.

Austria - Could fall apart live but the rehearsal footage seem to show Kaleen ready to make "We Will Rave" a blast on stage.

Belgium - Remember when many people though this would win? It's good but not too stellar.

Czechia - It was either this or Greece. I think Aiko and her fun but still Olivia Rodrigo wannabe song will do well in the arena.

Denmark - What a glow-up! Not the most original song but Saba looks like a total diva commanding the stage. This will do very well with the juries.

Estonia - Really hoping this becomes the Moldova spot of the evening. I love these guys and their song so much over the other folk pop dance tracks.

The Netherlands - No, this will not win Eurovision. Second place at best, even with a big televote. Though "Europapa" is pretty catchy, it is also a bit lame if you take a step back and look at it as a whole. And that depressing ending is so odd.

Norway - The live performance version is far and away better than the song version. Still a lot of wailing and screaming though. Still wish Keiino or Super Rob the giant robot were here.

San Marino - Holy crap! Megara and their song "11:11" were a total mess at the national final but they seemed to finally put the pieces together for Thursday and possibly Saturday.

Switzerland - We finally have a POTENTIAL WINNER. Nemo appears ready and able to do all of the vocal theatrics necessary to make "The Code" shine live and the expecting staging looks to complement it.


SEMI-FINAL 2 COUNTRIES THAT WILL BE ELIMINATED

Albania - I don't hate the revamp with a passion like everybody else but yeah, it's pretty questionable and dire. Should have sticked with the original version and the metal bikini top.

Georgia - Can Georgia just get a break please?

Greece - I enjoy "Zari" but I don't think it will translate well live in a big arena.

Israel - Remember, the semi-final qualifiers are determined via the public.

Latvia - Dons can sing and "Hollow" is pretty fine, especially if you're a fan of Hozier's "Take Me To Church", but the expected staging looks to ruin Latvia's chances to break the streak of non-qualifying.

Malta - Yes, it's just a lame "SlowMo". At least it's better than that monkey song. Moving on.


COUNTRIES THAT AUTO-QUALIFY TO THE GRAND FINAL

France - The second POTENTIAL WINNER. It is so very French but Slimane has shown that he has the pipes and is ready to unleash everything for another win for France.

Germany - Love that elephant roar! Has potential to do okay compared to Germany's previous entries ("Blood and Glitter" deserved better!) but it also could be another unmemorable flop.

Italy - This was a potential winner at one point, especially after Sanremo, but somewhere along the way, "La Noia" lost a lot of steam. Still expected to do well enough and be top ten worthy.

Spain - Good throwback to 80's synthpop but doesn't stick with me at all. Don't expect the same to happen with juries and televoters save for maybe Portugal.

Sweden - Last year, I was so happy Marcus & Martinus didn't win Melodifestivalen. They did it win this year however with a lesser song called "Unforgettable". It's the first song on Saturday. Even with the recap videos, non-jury people will forget it.

The United Kingdom - "Dizzy" is great when listening to it on the radio or a playlist. It's a breezy tune of simple synths but it doesn't hang well as a stand alone track. I liked Years & Years but Oily Alexander needs to do something to stand out. Their solution so far? Dancers in boxing gear doing very homoerotic routines. It's Can't Stop The Music all over again!



The semi-finals take place on May 7 and 9, both starting at 3 PM EST. The Grand Final will take place on May 11 at the exact same time. All three events can be watched here in America via Peacock if they have a paid subscription to the streaming service. No word yet on whether Johnny Weir will show up to host again but viewers will able to follow along with the event's presenters, Swedish expert entertainer Petra Mede and Hollywood actress Malin Akerman.

Monday, March 11, 2024

Reaction to the 2024 Oscars



Hey, would you look at this! I'm actually doing an Oscar ceremony reaction post for the first time in forever!

I didn't want to go in super extra detail like I used to, forgoing my phone's notes app as I watched the show, but I still at least wanted to jot down my thoughts and feelings right now while I still have the energy and spirit for it.

Jimmy Kimmel was fine. Standard bland and safe comedy. His Madame Web joke didn't hit at all like his Babylon quip last year and his Sandra Huller rib about her movies in Germany are treated as rom-coms was a complete and utter dud. And then he had to stink up the joint with the show's final gag by of course continuing his stale feud with Matt Damon. The Donald Trump tweet was a killer moment though.

The show was alright overall. I appreciate the early start time and how for the most part the show kept its momentum. However, I hated the return of the five individual presenters and their "you're beautiful, fellow actor" mini speeches for all of the acting categories. Those traditional Oscar movie clips sell the actors, the nominations, and the movies themselves to the public, not some sweet nothings! Plus, it cuts down on time, which the Oscar producers are always annoyed about.

The absolute worst presenter went to Al Pacino for pulling a Laurence Olivier circa the 1985 Oscars and his anticlimactic, rambling reading of the Best Picture winner.

Favorite presenter bit is a three-way tie between John Cena's near full monty, the Twins reunion that turned into a staredown with Batman, and John Mulaney spoiling Field Of Dreams.

The "I'm Just Ken" performance will certainly live on in future Oscar recaps.

I didn't absolutely hate the In Memoriam segment like everybody else but yeah, it could have been better. Didn't like how Treat Williams and Burt Young were relegated to some small text.

16-7 in my Oscar predictions.

I'm weirdly glad Emma Stone got Best Actress. Seems a lot more people were with me on the opinion of Lily Gladstone's performance. Very happy that Godzilla Minus One got Best Visual Effects, The Boy And The Heron easily nabbed Best Animated Feature, and The Zone Of Interest for Best Sound.

The only award I was sad for was when Barbie didn't get Best Costume Design. Man, the Academy just really didn't care for that movie beyond Best Song.

It could be worst. Barbie could have been Killers Of The Flower Moon. Another duck egg for Martin Scorsese as his latest was totally shut out. Just like The Irishman.


And that's all I have to say. See you all next year!

Saturday, March 9, 2024

2024 Oscars Predictions



As always, these are my predictions to win, not who or what movie I wish would win.


Best Picture: Oppenheimer

Best Actor: Cillian Murphy - Oppenheimer

Best Actress: Lily Gladstone - Killers Of The Flower Moon

Best Supporting Actor: Robert Downey Jr. - Oppenheimer

Best Supporting Actress: Da'Vine Joy Randolph - The Holdovers

Best Director: Christopher Nolan - Oppenheimer

Best Original Screenplay: Justine Triet and Arthur Harari - Anatomy Of A Fall

Best Adapted Screenplay: Christopher Nolan - Oppenheimer

Best Animated Feature Film: The Boy And The Heron

Best International Feature Film: The Zone Of Interest

Best Documentary Feature: The Eternal Memory

Best Documentary (Short Subject): The ABCs Of Book Banning

Best Animated Short Film: Letters To A Pig

Best Live Action Short Film: The Wonderful Story Of Henry Sugar

Best Original Score: Ludwig Göransson - Oppenheimer

Best Original Song: "What Was I Made For?" - Barbie

Best Cinematography: Hoyte van Hoytema - Oppenheimer

Best Film Editing: Jennifer Lame - Oppenheimer

Best Production Design: James Price, Shona Heath, and Zsuzsa Mihalek - Poor Things

Best Costume Design: Jacqueline Durran - Barbie

Best Makeup and Hairstyling: Nadia Stacey, Mark Coulier, and Josh Weston - Poor Things

Best Sound: The Zone Of Interest

Best Visual Effects: The Creator


Man, I don't know if it's because of the easily expected Oppenheimer wins or airing in March, or even my slowly evolving disappointment with this year's Eurovision, but I am not very enthusiastic for the Oscars.

I have Oppenheimer walking away with 8 wins for the night. Film and Director are givens, and unfortunately for us Giamatti fanatics, Actor is also now a lock for Murphy.

Not much to say about the other acting categories. They are all locks. Still don't understand the contingents that think Emma Stone has a chance.

I think the Academy's lack of love for Barbie will continue with it losing out in Best Adapted Screenplay.

Oh how I wish for Past Lives to actually win for Best Original Screenplay. Please just grant me one wish, the Academy!

Easy locks for Animated and International Features. Moving on.

20 Days In Mariupol might likely win, keeping the trend of Best Documentary going to films focused on "current world developments and news stories" rather than actual documentary stories, but I put my bet on the more interesting offering.

Speaking of "current events", I went for that for Best Documentary (Short Subject).

Oh what to pick for Best Animated Short Film? Hmm? Letters To A Pig involves the Holocaust? Well hot dog, the Academy will eat that up!

Here's hoping Wes Anderson finally gets an Oscar.

Yep, Oppenheimer is going to get some of the tech awards but I strongly feel and really justifiably believe that Best Sound go to The Zone Of Interest.

Either Poor Things or Barbie in the artistic categories. Poor Things will most likely get all three but I think Barbie will sneak away with Best Costume Design.

I really wish the Godzilla Minus One team get Best Visual Effects over the very forgettable The Creator. However, the special effects of The Creator are pretty excellent, hence why the film's trailer was more focused on them rather than the story.


Well, enjoy the Oscars, if you still care about them like I do. I would say stay tuned for my reaction to the awards and the ceremony on Monday but I never seem to truly follow through with that anymore.

Tuesday, January 23, 2024

Initial Reaction to the 2023 Oscar Nominations


Oh boy, so we'll get to the big elephant in the room but first let me just sum up my feelings on today's Oscar noms: Pretty much expected and not too surprised.


All I really wanted were just three nominations: The Boy And The Heron for Best Animated Film (a total lock), Godzilla Minus One for Best Visual Effects (a nice surprise), and Greta Lee for Best Actress (big ole nope).


Okay, now for the biggest news of the day: Margot Robbie and Greta Gerwig both snubbed! I knew it, I knew it in my bones that both would be left off the ballot and sure enough it happened.


The Academy: Gee thanks Gerwig for helping save movie theaters by making the #1 movie of the year. What? You want Best Director? Don't be absurd! You're a woman and you made a comedy. If you were a woman and made a drama, no scratch that, a dark drama that's in a foreign language, maybe we can talk. Oh, but don't worry! See, we got you a nom for Best Adapted Screenplay. You should thanks us for that opportunity.


I know American Fiction is getting a ton of raves and such but I still don't really care much for it. I kinda liked it when it was originally called Bamboozled. And "Wacky Deli".


My beloved Past Lives, only got Best Picture and Best Original Screenplay. Two great noms that anyone would sell their kidneys for but still a disappointment for me.


I'm happy that Jonathan Glazer is finally getting some recognition. It just sucks that he had to go the Holocaust route, which the Academy just can't get enough of, in order to draw eyes. Meanwhile, Under The Skin continues to grow in stature, even with its lack of Oscar love.


I like Colman Domingo but it kinda sucks his big first nom is for an Oscar bait movie that nobody cared for on Netflix (just like Maestro!).


Nyad had that package deal. If you voted for Annette Bening, Jodie Foster had to be included.


Would have liked to see Willem Dafoe get a nom for Best Supporting Actor just so he can continue being the king of that category.


I'm glad America Ferrera got her first nom. Her big but divisive monologue in the movie must have sealed it for voters. Honestly would have wanted Kate McKinnon instead.


No Killers Of The Flower Moon for Best Adapted Screenplay. Good.


So very happy that the Disney bloc used their push to get Wish into Best Animated Feature. Really sucks that Suzume didn't have a chance but I am very happy for the crew behind Nimona and Robot Dreams.


I still haven't seen Society Of The Snow yet but I'm glad for J.A. Bayona's success, both with the streaming numbers for the movie and it getting into Best International Feature Film.


Everyone, let's all point and laugh at France! Those idiots didn't want to back Anatomy Of A Fall due to the director's comments back at Cannes. It got five nominations while The Taste Of Things got to taste nothing but stale air.


Wow, I just realized recently and especially today how 2023 was a pretty blah year for documentaries. I never heard of any of these films!


Fucking Diane Warren. For the song nobody knows, from the Cheetos movie that no one saw and has pretty much become the biggest "bomb" ever for a streaming movie.


Seriously, no "Dance The Night"?!


Nothing for Ferrari. Good.


Still haven't joined the public in seeing Saltburn so I can't really feel too bad for it being snubbed.


Oh wow! The Academy didn't care for All Of Us Strangers and Origin?! I'm shocked, shocked!



That about does it. Come back in March for my predictions which I obviously will fail at.

Friday, January 5, 2024

Anime Watch of 2023


Demon Slayer
continued its reign at the top, utilizing movie theaters to help build up the anticipation for its next season, which of course drew huge numbers. On the other hand, the debuting Oshi no Ko had a firm hold on the anime world, largely thanks to its shocking first episode, dark storyline, and a killer opening theme. Jujutsu Kaisen, Spy x Family, and Vinland Saga all had popular second seasons and we got to see the return of a certain red jacketed space outlaw in a highly acclaimed revival. Romance was in the air, as we saw many hearts aflutter in comedies (Tomo-Chan Is A Girl!, The Dangers In My Heart, Skip and Loafer) and dramas (My Happy Marriage, The Angel Next Door Spoils Me Rotten) that were all well appreciated. Netflix had two regular anime hits with Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead and and the American co-production Scott Pilgrim Takes Off and was the toast of the summer with their popular live-action adaptation of One Piece. Frieren: Beyond Journey's End lived up to its high expectations and became a big hit. And finally, Attack On Titan was laid to rest, ending its protracted fourth season and the series entirely with two special episodes.


Yep, 2023 was a very good year for anime. Too bad I let the majority of it go to waste.


As stated in my last Anime Watch article, thanks to Sony trying to consolidate Funimation and Crunchyroll together (despite the fact that they are strangely still two separate pay-to-watch entities), my paid yearly subscriptions were also combined. I could watch all of the anime that I ever wanted on Crunchyroll and I didn't have to paid a single cent until December 1, 2023. However, my energy and urge for anime just wasn't going to the television and streaming fronts. Why sit down with a long-form romantic comedy when Makoto Shinkai dazzled me in one sitting in movie theaters on my birthday? Why watch an entire Gundam series when I could get its story streamlined while blowing up mobile suits in tactical RPGs or action video games? Why check out new series when I can just rewatch old episodes of MegaMan NT Warrior on Twitch and YouTube via Capcom or finally check out the English dub of the second half of Komi Can't Communicate? Or quite simply, why watch when I can spend more time reading manga and light novels and feel more satisfied?


So yeah, I pretty much squandered my free subscription. I didn't really watch a lot of regular anime shows, nor did I hit the anime goals that I set last year. I didn't watch Spy x Family, season 1 or the premiering season 2, instead settling for reading the entirety of the manga. They were second seasons for shows I previously enjoyed but I either didn't partake in them or pathetically watched only the first episode. Though I don't really feel too bad about my lack of anime watching (again, I didn't waste money on it unlike say my Max subscription), it still kinda sucks I let the majority of it escape me.


Not helping matters was all of the drama that popped up, which I spent more time looking at or watching YouTube videos about than actually watching anime. While Oshi no Ko was the new hot thing, the fact that the property used the real-life struggles of pro wrestler Hana Kimura, who committed suicide in 2020, as the basis for one of the characters discouraged a lot of people, most notably her mother Kyoko Kimura who called the show out for it. Resurgences of COVID affected the releases for a lot of shows, killing their momentum and the attention of viewers. Sony did another shutdown/merger when popular long-time online store RightStuf was merged with Crunchyroll's own online store. Crunchyroll sunset their digital manga section, which was a popular place at one time but quickly died a slow painful death after losing the licenses to Kodansha titles. Major scandals emerged when popular anime company MAPPA was hit with allegations of poor working conditions and male idol talent agency Johnny & Associates was revealed to having a long disturbing history of sexual harassment claims, cover-ups, and blacklistings. Controversy came to American dubbing when Anairis Quiñones's role and all of her recorded lines as Yoruichi in Bleach: Thousand Blood War were being replaced by the character's original voice actress Wendee Lee, leading to anger, frustration, a whole lotta drama on Twitter, and questions about diversity in voice acting and caving to "fan" pressure. And then you had the anime shows that were just so bad, including KamiKatsu, I Got A Cheat Skill..., Ayakashi Triangle (broadcast version), MF Ghost, Butareba, and quite sadly the second half of the second season of The Devil Is A Part-Timer!


But enough about about all of that, let's just move on to the small list of the anime shows that I actually did watch last year. As like before, the list goes from what I dubbed was the best all the way down to the worst. The rules are the same: The overall quality of the show and my response to it are the major factors toward their rank. However, other additional factors such as replayability, voice talent, and lasting impact can help sway their placing. Only new shows/new viewings count; rewatches are immediately disqualified and if I watch a show that I already started, only the continuing unwatched episodes will be reviewed. I treat and grade all series fairly, even ones that I haven't actually finished or may not choose to finish. If you see a * next to the title, that means I had a limited sampling of the show or didn't complete the series/franchise fully.


1. Star Blazers* [eps. 1-5]

2. Pokémon Concierge

3. My Clueless First Friend* [eps. 1-5]

4. Mobile Suit Gundam SEED Destiny* [eps. 1-6]

5. In Another World With My Smartphone* (Season 2) [ep. 1]

6. The Girl I Like Forgot Her Glasses* [ep. 1]


Yeah, as I said, not a whole watched last year. Funny how the best show I watched was something I had to glean off of YouTube. Seriously, someone really needs to bring Star Blazers to blu-ray now! I don't really think 4-6 were truly terrible but they all had big issues, namely pacing (SEED Destiny), boring Japanese voice acting (Smartphone), and whatever you call that animation (Glasses). Man, I kinda enjoy the original manga of The Girl I Like Forgot Her Glasses but GoHands is an infamous animation studio and they did quite a number on such a simple romantic comedy.


So what to do this year? Finally watch all of Spy x Family, hopefully in time for the American release of the movie Code: White. Also maybe finish SEED Destiny, despite its many troubles, in time for the new movie. Watch Season 3 of Iruma-Kun. Catch up on all of the romantic comedies I missed out on. Watch and cheer on the second season of Bottom-Tier Character Tomozaki-kun. Finally finish Fire Force!