Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
1st Trailer
Person of Interest: Um...an ass-kicking Lincoln, I guess. There's actors listed at the end but no one, not even the guy playing Lincoln, really get any attention.
Scene Pop: Lincoln fights during a horse stampede
Briggs Breakdown: one bridge destroyed, a plummeting train, Johnny Cash as the narrator, big bushy beards, vampires???, axe-fu, cape-fu.
Effective?: Not really
Check it Out?: Drive-in fare at best. This first taste comes off more as a Sherlock Holmes rip-off, something The Asylum has already taken care of, than as a humorous but awesome adaptation of the popular book. It didn't show any vampire-like behavior or had the weight of truly experiencing a battling Lincoln, only the annoying gloss of a Tim Burton production.
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