Thursday, January 30, 2020

Weathering With You - Review


Teenage runaway Hodaka struggles to live in an endlessly raining Tokyo until he is taken under the wing of a lowly entertainment publisher. Along the way, he becomes partners, both in a business and possibly romantic sense, with Hina, a slightly older but equally struggling teenage girl who possesses the supernatural power to briefly stop the stormy weather. WEATHERING WITH YOU is my first experience with Makoto Shinkai, the legendary anime director who became a global superstar thanks to his last film, the highly acclaimed mega blockbuster YOUR NAME. Yes, despite being a former anime aficionado who tries to keep an eye on the industry, I still haven't partake with his previous movie nor even his breakthrough feature VOICES OF A DISTANT STAR during its heyday. Putting all of that aside, WEATHERING is an engaging romantic fantasy drama that does sweep you off of your feet at times but struggles whenever it comes back down to Earth. Shinkai and his crew pour a lot of breathtaking detail into its animated world, from the gorgeous city landscapes to the salivating depictions of food that almost rivals Studio Ghibli. Some might say a little too much detail is included: the film is rife with product placement which is pretty accepting considering, well, it does take place in Tokyo but still proves to be a bit distracting. The film is further enhanced by its heartwarming soundtrack provided by the rock band RADWIMPS. The film's theme song is an utter delight and will stick with you after you leave the theater.


Unfortunately, Shinkai's script doesn't retain much of the same beauty. I can easily see why the film was a huge hit with its native audiences: it thoroughly relishes the melodramatic allure of teens rebelling against patronizing adults and an unforgiving social system while also falling in love via shouty exclamations and hand holding. However, the central romance leaves a lot to be desired. I just did not find it to be up to par with many other recent romantic anime dramas such as I WANT TO EAT YOUR PANCREAS and even dare say FIREWORKS. My only guess for the cause of this seems to be the film's heavy focus on Hodaka and his plight. His viewpoint is so dominating, he even narrates all over the opening scene, which is a crucial moment in the life of Hina. Speaking of whom, Hina doesn't get a whole lot to do besides her superpower or really show a lot of blatant affection for Hodaka until the film enters its second half and the script has to quickly make up for lost time. The pacing could have been better handled, often speeding past more fun comedic storylines only to then bog itself down with melancholy and liberious usage of flashbacks. And then you have the ending which can best be described as Edgar Wright-esque in its daringness and divisiveness. Even with its faults, I do see myself and many a viewer going back to this movie in the future and warming myself more and more with its good graces.


FINAL REVIEW: 3 / 5

Monday, January 13, 2020

Initial Reaction to the 2020 Oscar Nominations



Let's rip the band-aid off of the big one: Joker leading with 11 nominations. A great man once said that it is okay to like a movie. And I am very happy that Joaquin Phoenix, Hildur Guðnadóttir, and Lawrence Sher were given kudos for their work. But this movie as the top dog at the show?! Come on. Which leads us to the biggest uproar...


Once again, no female directors. I had the other four locked in but had Greta Gerwig for the fifth slot, with Noam Baumbach as the potential spoiler. I was so sure that Todd Philips would have no chance but nope, the dude bro director had to get in over Gerwig.


Very happy that Antonio Banderas got in for Best Actor. Not very happy with Jonathan Pryce. I easily predicted the snubs for Taron Egerton, Eddie Murphy, Adam Sandler, and Roman Griffin Davis. But I did held a little hope for Song Kang-ho.


Fuck off not having Awkwafina in Best Actress.


Ahem, now then. I am at least glad that Cynthia Erivo got in to break up the total whiteness of Best Actress. Lupita Nyong'o, Ana de Armas, and Alfre Woodard could have also helped.


Really wished Theron wasn't there for that throwaway Fox News movie. Love her, don't care at all for that movie.


Stupid freakin' pope movie. Best Supporting Actor was almost a perfect lock until Anthony Hopkins bumped out Willem Dafoe. But ultimately who cares? Brad Pitt has to win.


I had Margot Robbie for Best Supporting Actress but for Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood, not for Bombshell. Sucks to be Nicole Kidman.


So happy that my semi wild picks of Florence Pugh and Johansson were made true. Utterly pissed off that Kathy Bates came in as the fifth choice on the ballot. It wasn't saved for Meryl Streep (thank the gods above) but kicking out Jennifer Lopez' best chance at Oscar love is just plain mean.


1917 for Best Original Screenplay?! Stop making me laugh so much! I just saw the pic last Thursday and enjoyed it but largely more on the technical end of it. I'm fine with Mendes for Best Director and overjoyed with Deakins for Best Cinematography. Story wise though, it is very ho-hum in characterization and is more barren in depth than No Man's Land.


Wow, no Atlantics in Best International Film. That's crazy considering how well loved it was with critics last year.


Another shocker: Apollo 11, Maiden and Knock Down The House, the three most talked about documentaries last year, were all shut out.


But then there's the biggest non-acting or directing snub: No Frozen II in Best Animated Film! Holy crap!


I knew Ne Zha wouldn't be popular enough and Promare would be too weird and too anime for the animated voting board but not to have Weathering With You nominated after the royal snub of Your Name.?!


Congrats for I Lost My Body and Klaus. Also, hooray for you Missing Link. It seems that Golden Globe win wasn't a fluke. Still don't think you will win this time around though.


I love Hair Love getting in Best Animated Short. Twitter will be pleased.


Wow, what a bore Best Original Song is. But thank you, The Academy, for telling Beyoncé to shove off. "Spirit", my ass! And seriously, Diane Warren is just here again because of her immense reach in the industry.


Ecstatic that Jarin Blaschke was named one of the five best cinematographers. Too bad Deakins is going to eat his lunch.


Other major snubs: Robert De Niro, Jamie Foxx, 1917 in Best Editing, Uncut Gems, Booksmart, Waves, and everybody in front and behind the camera of The Farewell.


Seriously, I still can not believe the no love for The Farewell.



That's all I can muster right now. Tune in next month for my predictions which I will obviously fail at.

Wednesday, January 8, 2020

Film List of 2019


These are all of the movies I have watched throughout last year and were qualified to be judged for my awards.

If I didn't watch a film at all or in its entirety, it is disqualified and ineligible. There were a ton of movies that I couldn't get access to and/or make the time for. A few examples of films I wanted to see but couldn't before the mandated deadline were Midsommar, The Irishman, The Last Black Man In San Francisco, Pain and Glory, Dolemite Is My Name, Horror Noire: A History of Black Horror, 1917, FYRE: The Greatest Party That Never Happened, Klaus, Fast Color, I Lost My Body, High Life, Under The Silver Lake, Shadow, Fighting With My Family, Atlantics and Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark.


3 From Hell
The Addams Family
Arctic Dogs
Avengers: Endgame
A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood
Booksmart
Captain Marvel
Cats
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Re;surrection
Crawl
Doom: Annihilation
Dragon Ball Super: Broly
The Farewell
Ford v Ferrari
Frozen II
Gemini Man
Godzilla: King of the Monsters
Hobbs & Shaw
How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
I Want To Eat Your Pancreas
Is It Wrong To Try To Pick Up Girls In A Dungeon? Arrow of the Orion
It Chapter Two
Jay & Silent Bob Reboot
John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum
Jojo Rabbit
Joker
Kingdom
Knives Out
KonoSuba: God’s Blessing On This Wonderful World! Legend Of Crimson
The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part
The Lighthouse
Linda Ronstadt: The Sound Of My Voice
The Lion King
The Man Who Killed Don Quixote
Marriage Story
Metallica S&M 2
Mobile Suit Gundam Narrative
Missing Link
Ne Zha
Norm of the North: Keys to the Kingdom
Norm of the North: King Sized Adventure
Once Upon A Time… In Hollywood
One Cut of the Dead
One Piece: Stampede
Parasite
Playing With Fire
Playmobil: The Movie
Pokémon Detective Pikachu
Promare
Ready Or Not
Reign of the Supermen
Saga of Tanya the Evil: The Movie
Slayer: The Repentless Killogy
Sound! Euphonium: The Movie - Our Promise: A Brand New Day
Spider-Man: Far From Home
Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker
Tigers Are Not Afraid
Tokyo Ghoul S
Toy Story 4
Us
War
Wheely
Wonder Park
Zombieland: Double Tap



Overall Count: 64 Films

Joke Film Awards of 2019


Best Film Experience of the Year: Cats (Several walkouts after the first ten minutes, a large group of little girls and their moms sitting in dead silence, and theater geeks that began to loudly riff away towards the end.)

2nd Best Film Experience of the Year: Avengers: Endgame (My second viewing where a guy sitting behind me repeatedly kept saying "Shit!" whenever bad things happened to the heroes and was really triggered when the movie mocked Back to the Future.)

3rd Best Film Experience of the Year: Avengers: Endgame (My first viewing where a guy sitting next to me keep loudly sucking on the hard candy he snuck in.)

4th Best Film Experience of the Year: The Man Who Killed Don Quixote (Four losers who laughed uproariously at every single thing, from random objects in the background to the domestic abuse.)

5th Best Film Experience of the Year: One Piece: Stampede (A middle aged couple, who clearly were more likely set on seeing Western Stars next door, sat down and waited five minutes into the anime film before realizing they were in the wrong theater.)

Best Film Title of the Year: Slut in a Good Way

Worst Film Title of the Year: The Art of Racing in the Rain

Most Accurate Film Title: The Lighthouse

Same Dress, Different Hairstyle: FYRE: The Greatest Party That Never Happened and Fyre Fraud

The Kathryn Morris Award for "What's The Deal With This Person?": Diana Silvers in Booksmart

The Enough Already Award for the Most Egregious Overuse of Something in Movies: Live-action remakes of Disney animated classics

2nd Place of The Enough Already Award: "Smile" in Joker

3rd Place of The Enough Already Award: A Dog’s... Sequels

Best Dog: Brandy in Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood

Best Cat: Goose in Captain Marvel

Best Kill: Sadie's demise in Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood

Worst Kill: General Hux's sudden execution in Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker

Best Reason to Fast-Forward to the Middle: Olaf's recap of the first movie in Frozen II

Best Reason to Fast-Forward to the End: "Enter Sandman" in Metallica S&M 2

Best Reason to Leave During the Credits: "Into the Unknown" by Panic At The Disco! in Frozen II

The Jai Courtney Award for The Biggest Failure to Jump to Stardom: Jessie Usher

The Lorraine Bracco Award for The Biggest Failure to Jump to Stardom: Francesca Hayward

Worst Use of CGI: Every single visual effect in Cats

2nd Worst Use of CGI: The de-aging of Will Smith (especially in daylight scenes) in Gemini Man

Best Food: Ram-don in Parasite

Worst Food: Cockroaches in Cats

Worst Spoiler Trailer: A Dog’s Way Home (Runner-Up: Black Christmas)

Best of the Rest of 2019


(EDIT: I didn't get this article up in time on 1/8/2020 and it lacks the accompanying pictures for its winners. I apologize for it not being up to my usual standard. Please enjoy regardless.)


BEST BREAKTHROUGH: Park So-dam


Honorable Mentions: Samara Weaving, Roman Griffin Davis, Shahadi Wright Joseph, Asia Kate Dillon, Evan Alex, Julia Butters, Juan Ramón López, Susan Kelechi Watson, Paola Lara


BEST ENSEMBLE: Marriage Story


Honorable Mentions: Parasite, Knives Out, Avengers: Endgame, Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood, Booksmart, Us, One Cut of the Dead, Ford v Ferrari


BEST DIRECTOR: Bong Joon-ho - Parasite


Honorable Mentions: Noah Baumbach (Marriage Story), Quentin Tarantino (Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood), Robert Eggers (The Lighthouse), Lulu Wang (The Farewell), Hiroyuki Imaishi (Promare), Shin'ichirô Ueda (One Cut of the Dead), Jordan Peele (Us), Olivia Wilde (Booksmart), Rian Johnson (Knives Out), James Mangold (Ford v Ferrari), Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett (Ready Or Not), Issa López (Tigers Are Not Afraid)


BEST SCREENPLAY: Noah Baumbach - Marriage Story


Honorable Mentions: Lulu Wang (The Farewell), Bong Joon-ho and Han Jin-won (Parasite), Quentin Tarantino (Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood), Jordan Peele (Us); Jez Butterworth, John-Henry Butterworth and Jason Keller (Ford v Ferrari), Rian Johnson (Knives Out), Guy Busick and R. Christopher Murphy (Ready Or Not); Emily Halpern, Sarah Haskins, Susanna Fogel, and Katie Silberman (Booksmart), Shin'ichirô Ueda (One Cut of the Dead), Robert Eggers and Max Eggers (The Lighthouse)


BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY: Jarin Blaschke - The Lighthouse


Honorable Mentions: Mike Gioulakis (Us), Hong Kyung-pyo (Parasite), Robert Richardson (Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood), Anna Franquesa Solano (The Farewell), Robbie Ryan (Marriage Story), Tsuyoshi Sone (One Cut of the Dead), Lawrence Sher (Joker), John Mathieson (Pokémon Detective Pikachu)


BEST EDITING: Jennifer Lame - Marriage Story


Honorable Mentions: Yang Jin-mo (Parasite), Louise Ford (The Lighthouse), Bob Ducsay (Knives Out), Michael Taylor and Matthew Friedman (The Farewell), Fred Raskin (Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood), Nicholas Monsour (Us), Michael McCusker and Andrew Buckland (Ford v Ferrari)


BEST SCORE: Hiroyuki Sawano - Promare


Honorable Mentions: Hildur Guðnadóttir (Joker), Randy Newman (Marriage Story), Henry Jackman (Pokémon Detective Pikachu)


BEST SONG: "Kakusei" by Superfly - Promare


Honorable Mentions: "Catchy Song" by Dillon Francis feat. T-Pain and That Girl Lay Lay (The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part), "A Glass of Soju" by Woo-sik Choi (Parasite), "Senza Di Te" by Fredo Viola (The Farewell), "Love Me Tender" by Stereo Jane (Ready Or Not), "Kōri ni Tojikomete" by Superfly (Promare), "Being Alive" by Adam Driver (Marriage Story)


BEST PREEXISTING SONG: "Good Vibrations" by The Beach Boys - Us


Honorable Mentions: "You Keep Me Hangin' On" by Vanilla Fudge (Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood), "Komm, Gib Mir Deine Hand" by The Beatles (Jojo Rabbit), "Doodle Let Me Go (Yaller Girls)" by A.L. Lloyd (The Lighthouse), "I Got 5 On It" by Luniz (Us)


BEST OPENING CREDITS: Promare


Honorable Mentions: Us, Jojo Rabbit


BEST ENDING CREDITS: One Cut of the Dead


Honorable Mentions: A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood, Booksmart, Godzilla: King of the Monsters, Knives Out


BEST STINGER: Zombieland: Double Tap


Honorable Mentions: Jay & Silent Bob Reboot, Captain Marvel, Frozen II


BEST POSTER ART: Us


Honorable Mentions: Midsommar, Shazam!, Uncut Gems, John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum ("1 vs 100"), Jojo Rabbit ("Peace Sign"), Good Boys, It Chapter Two, Lucy in the Sky


BEST TRAILER: Joker


Honorable Mentions: The Lighthouse, Us


BEST ACTION FILM: John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum


Honorable Mentions: Avengers: Endgame, War, Spider-Man: Far From Home


BEST ANIMATED FILM: Promare


Honorable Mentions: Ne Zha, Toy Story 4, Code Geass: Lelouch of the Re;surrection, I Want To Eat Your Pancreas, Dragon Ball Super: Broly, How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World, Missing Link


BEST COMEDY FILM: Booksmart


Honorable Mentions: Zombieland: Double Tap, Jojo Rabbit


BEST HORROR FILM: The Lighthouse


Honorable Mentions: Us, Tigers Are Not Afraid, Ready Or Not


BEST SCI-FI FILM: Godzilla: King of the Monsters


BEST GUILTY PLEASURE: Crawl



FUTURE CULT AND APPRECIATION

Films that I feel will grow on me beyond my initial expectations and opinions and become the great films that they sought to be.

How To Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World
John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum
Missing Link
Tigers Are Not Afraid



UNDERRATED AND UNDERAPPRECIATED

Actors and actresses that gave great performances in bad films and/or in roles with little material and screen time.

Julia Butters (Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood)
Enrico Colantoni (A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood)
Bruce Dern (Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood)
Adam Driver (The Man Who Killed Don Quixote, Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker)
Billy Eichner (The Lion King)
Dakota Fanning (Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood)
Molly Gordon (Booksmart)
Richard E. Grant (Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker)
Jaeden Martell (Knives Out)
Stephen Merchant (Jojo Rabbit)
Bill Moseley (3 From Hell)
Frank Oz (Knives Out)
Christopher Plummer (Knives Out)
Jonathan Pryce (The Man Who Killed Don Quixote)
Kurt Russell (Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood)
Melanie Scrofano (Ready Or Not)
Noah Segan (Knives Out)
Wallace Shawn (Marriage Story)
Jason Sudeikis (Booksmart)
Emma Thompson (Missing Link)
Merritt Wever (Marriage Story)
Bradley Whitford (Godzilla: King of the Monsters)
Benedict Wong (Gemini Man)

Tuesday, January 7, 2020

Best Performances of 2019



Best Actor: Leonardo DiCaprio - Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood


Honorable Mentions:

Adam Driver - Marriage Story

Song Kang-ho - Parasite

Robert Pattinson - The Lighthouse

Joaquin Phoenix - Joker

Daniel Craig - Knives Out

Takayuki Hamatsu - One Cut of the Dead

Christian Bale - Ford v Ferrari

Robert Downey Jr. - Avengers: Endgame

Choi Woo-shik - Parasite

Roman Griffin Davis - Jojo Rabbit

Juan Ramón López - Tigers Are Not Afraid

Matt Damon - Ford v Ferrari

Tom Holland - Spider-Man: Far From Home




Best Actress: Lupita Nyong'o - Us


Honorable Mentions:

Scarlett Johansson - Marriage Story

Awkwafina - The Farewell

Beanie Feldstein - Booksmart

Samara Weaving - Ready Or Not

Kaitlyn Dever - Booksmart

Ana de Armas - Knives Out

Yuzuki Akiyama - One Cut of the Dead

Zendaya - Spider-Man: Far From Home




Best Supporting Actor: Tom Hanks - A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood


Honorable Mentions:

Willem Dafoe - The Lighthouse

Brad Pitt - Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood

Bill Hader - It Chapter Two

Alan Alda - Marriage Story

Taika Waititi - Jojo Rabbit

Winston Duke - Us

Jake Gyllenhaal - Spider-Man: Far From Home

Ken Watanabe - Godzilla: King of the Monsters

Sam Rockwell - Jojo Rabbit

Tracy Letts - Ford v Ferrari

Adam Brody - Ready Or Not

Mark Ruffalo - Avengers: Endgame

Evan Alex - Us

Archie Yates - Jojo Rabbit

Ray Liotta - Marriage Story

Paul Rudd - Avengers: Endgame




Best Supporting Actress: Lauren Dern - Marriage Story


Honorable Mentions:

Harumi Shuhama - One Cut of the Dead

Margot Robbie - Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood

Cho Yeo-jeong - Parasite

Zhao Shuzhen - The Farewell

Park So-dam - Parasite

Billie Lourd - Booksmart

Zoey Deutch - Zombieland: Double Tap

Shahadi Wright Joseph - Us

Margaret Qualley - Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood

Elisabeth Moss - Us

Karen Gillan - Avengers: Endgame

Julie Hagerty - Marriage Story



Next Up: The Best of the Rest of 2019

Worst Performances of 2019



Worst Actor: Jeremy Renner - Arctic Dogs


Dishonorable Mentions:

Will Smith - Gemini Man

Jason Trost - Slayer: The Repentless Killogy

Kento Yamazaki - Kingdom

Donald Glover - The Lion King

Ogie Banks - Wheely

Andrew Toth - Norm of the North: Keys to the Kingdom and Norm of the North: King Sized Adventure




Worst Actress: Francesca Hayward - Cats


Dishonorable Mention:

Amy Manson - Doom: Annihilation




Worst Supporting Actor: Jeff Daniel Phillips - 3 From Hell


Dishonorable Mentions:

James Franco - Arctic Dogs

Jason Derulo - Cats

Keegan-Michael Key - Playing With Fire

Clayton Adams - Doom: Annihilation

Gavin Yap - Wheely

Ian McKellen - Cats

Ray Winstone - Cats




Worst Supporting Actress: Rebel Wilson - Cats


Dishonorable Mentions:

Nina Bergman - Doom: Annihilation

Judi Dench - Cats

Alice Wen - Jay & Silent Bob Reboot



Next Up: The Best Performances of 2019

Monday, January 6, 2020

Best Films of 2019


2019 may have largely been a pleasing enough year for movies in general but that didn't stop it from bequeathing a treasure trove of great works and accomplishments. The eternal struggle between the rich and the poor played out in many inventive ways, from an elaborately surreal con game to a children's playground game. Movies about moviemaking came back with a vengeance and brought immense delight to audiences. Art horror once again struck a mighty nerve thanks to a trio of follow-up features from newly made auteurs. A mega anime franchise saw their latest film release become a surprising sleeper hit in theaters and make headline news among the industry. Docs about a failed musical festival, a Silicon Valley grifter, and a group of congresswomen had everyone talking. Concert films came out in full force, offering up everything from aging rockers that still got it to an pop-R&B queen reflecting on her glory to a double feature focusing on the hardest working pop group going today. And Disney helped create a sea of tears by closing the book on two of America's most beloved movie characters. Despite my movie-going experience still not being up to snuff with previous years, I was still able to find twenty films that stayed with me for days, played with my emotions so elegantly and made me want to watch them again and again.


These are the films I have deemed the best of 2019. Though I put them in list format, I was equally entertained and moved by all of these films.


Now comes the usual disclaimer that everyone forgets to remember: This list is of my own opinion, not the general public nor the Internet consensus. If I didn't see the film at all or in its entirety, it isn't counted or considered to be included.



TOP TEN BEST FILMS


1. One Cut of the Dead

Just when I thought I was done both with zombie movies and movies about movies, this magnificent feature finally escaped the hells of the festival circuit. It was well worth the year long wait. Even here I must stress again: Go into this film as blind as possible! And remember, it often takes more than one person to animate a world on to the canvas that is film.



2. Parasite

Never have I squirmed in my seat so much last year than watching this masterpiece. Its conclusion continues to haunt me. Bong Joon-ho, you've done it again!



3. Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood

In a year of acclaimed movies with long running times, nothing was more watchable and comfortable than Quentin Tarantino's ode to a bygone era of Hollywood and what could have been.



4. Marriage Story

I'm so glad for Noah Baumbach. He was finally able to capture the full attention of America with his sometimes funny and more times heartbreaking look at the disintegration of a family and the supporting players that help guide and hurt the process. Having Netflix as your release platform also helped in that goal.



5. The Farewell

This one hit way too close to home for me. A beautiful ode to the power of family and the secrets that we all keep, for better or worse.



6. Promare

Works that prioritize style over substance tend not to do well. Studio Trigger doesn't believe in that sentiment and offered up a stupendously gorgeous anime flick that generate goosebumps with ease. And my god, that luscious soundtrack by Hiroyuki Sawano and tunes supplied by Superfly. The movie also gets extra bonus points for literally ending on a fist bump.



7. Booksmart

I could have turned hard against this film after hearing "I'm Olivia Wilde, director of Booksmart..." before every single movie last year but it was infeasible. Absolutely funny and a great new entry in the "one night" sub-genre.



8. The Lighthouse

In the battle of art horror directors last year, Robert Eggers won via knockout. Black and white cinematography seemingly never looked so good, especially when capturing the talents of Willem Dafoe and Robert Pattinson or the disturbing nightmares that engulf the viewer. The fact that the movie was able to make me question what I just saw shows how dangerous the film can be.



9. Us

It was certainly a sophomore slump but Jordan Peele was still able to conjure up a distressing fable of American horror. Brilliantly acted all around, especially from the ever engrossing Lupita Nyong'o.



10. Ne Zha

China is certainly well known for not being an animation powerhouse and being far behind its continental competitors in the field. But thanks to writer-director Jiaozi and his dream to reimagine a mythical hero for modern audiences, they were able to deliver one mighty animated epic that made me believe in the power of IMAX 3D.



THE NEXT TEN


11. Ford v Ferrari

This is one of those perfect movies about dreamers pushing the limits of human ingenuity and the rebellious spirit that fuels America. Never have I loved and hated Ford Motors so much.



12. Toy Story 4

I was sure this would be a definite top ten placer but as with many a viewer it lost steam quite quickly. Even with its faults, Disney and Pixar were still able to create a beautifully animated tale of existentialism and moving on in life with their beloved gaggle of toys.



13. Ready Or Not

Though labeled as a horror-comedy, this film was more of a biting satire on the sheer ineptitude of the rich and how the help have to do all of the dirty work. It also had some welcoming surprises in store, such as playing with the conventions of the final girl and the morality of the villains. And holy hell, what an amazing ending.



14. Knives Out

Everybody loves a good ole murder mystery and writer-director Rian Johnson was able to bequeath a raucous one for the masses. Though it possesses a clever script, it is heavily bolstered by an excellent cast, led by its great lead performances by Ana de Armas and Daniel Craig.



15. Avengers: Endgame

It took a very long time and a ton of setup but Marvel Studios were able to conclude their superhero saga on a high note. I still never have had a screening of this anywhere where someone, including me, doesn't get a little choked up in the end.



16. Godzilla: King of the Monsters

Michael Dougherty is an underrated gem. He delivered up one hell of giant monster mash for kaiju fans to lap up and love. Godzilla and Mothra, best couple of all time!



17. A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood

It may be milking some of the remaining goodwill of my top film of 2018 but this weepy melodrama melted my heart largely thanks to Tom Hanks' astonishing performance as Fred Rogers. I also have to commend director Marielle Heller for her risk-tasking decision to frame the film as an episode of Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood and layering in some really surreal imagery.



18. Code Geass: Lelouch of the Re;surrection

Going into this film, I hadn't watched a single frame of the beloved anime television series Code Geass and had no knowledge of the world and its characters. I also wasn't aware that this film was a sequel to three compilation films that also act as an alternative telling of the show. Despite these high bars of entry for this lapsed anime fan, the movie ended up being far and away better than many of Hollywood's summer blockbusters the past year. But what really stuck with me was its bombastic mecha-laden climax that quite brilliantly subverts the Groundhog Day time loop trope.



19. Pokémon Detective Pikachu

Look, I love me some Pokémon and anything that has spiritual allusions to Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Ryan Reynolds and Justice Smith brought a lot of humor and heart and director Rob Letterman was able to capture the allure and repulsion of a Pokémon filled reality.



20. Zombieland: Double Tap

I'm still genuinely shocked at how much fun I had with this belated sequel. A lot of it goes to the sheer fact that director Ruben Fleischer and the returning cast are all clearly having a blast returning to their playful zombie apocalypse but the real highlight has to go to Zoey Deutch's fantastically funny supporting turn.



Next Up: The Worst Performances of 2019

Worst Films of 2019


2019 is a bit hard for me to sum up. I could just talk about all of the headline news and politics that was going on but it was often just more of the same and I frankly tried to avoid it as much as possible, even when signs of hope surfaced. For you see, despite having lots of fun throughout it, 2019 was rough on the personal front. I suffered severe big losses amid my family and friends and often had to partake in a lot of other people's painful suffering. I was able to keep my head above water throughout it but it still sucked up so much of my time and enthusiasm.


On the movie front, I continued to struggle with my movie-watching lifestyle, particularly when it came to any work not released last year. I once again fell behind on my Netflix usage which lead to me missing out on a lot of their exclusives. I sadly never went to my beloved drive-in theater at all despite multiple prime opportunities. MoviePass finally burned to the ground after all of the crap it pulled. And my local treks to Regal Cinemas began to become a bit of nuisance in the fall thanks to the newly implemented strategy of showing more and more commercials past the scheduled start time. None of us could win with the reserved seating and now we have to suffer through more ads because of their "premium" benefits.


As for what was going on in the film industry, oh boy where to begin? China was cracking down on more than just Hong Kong, spending most of the year hurting their film division due to intense censorship and the outright banning of movies. Disney had a boffo year in box office returns but at the cost of producing more pointless live action remakes of beloved animated films and disappointing to subpar sequels. American animation suffered through one of its worst years recently with many a film failing its execution and/or falling to deaf ears. Lori Louglin and Felicity Huffman lost their squeaky clean images thanks to their involvement in college admissions bribery. Very damning accusations were levied against two popular voice actors that shocked their fanbases. Amazon dropped a huge amount of money to acquire many prominent features coming out of the Sundance Film Festival only to end up heavily in the red once general audiences had a chance with them. Nobody cared for tales of British Indians who were motivated by or decided to crib influential rock music. Way too many talking dog movies were produced only to bomb badly. Sequels to very old movies that no asked for strangely flooded the video market in this day and age. Studios and a bunch of boomers rallied against the influence of Netflix, with Steven Spielberg briefly and depressingly leading the cause to have their works be banned from the Oscars. An extremely divisive movie received way too much attention and drama thanks to the stupid antics of the media and government officials and also the absolutely awful things spewed forth by its director. Martin Scorsese stirred up a shitstorm with his comments on Marvel and superhero movies that a lot of people took way too seriously. And in what hit me very hard this year, a deranged man set fire to Kyoto Animation's main building, killing over thirty people.


Amid all of the bombs, busts and failures, I was able to drum up twenty "lucky" losers: An instantly legendary fiasco that will be mocked throughout the ages; a sea of bad animated films; technologically advanced films that disturbed and annoyed audiences; And so much more.


These are the films I have deemed the worst of 2019.


Now comes the usual disclaimer that everyone forgets to remember: This list is of my own opinion, not the general public nor the Internet consensus. If I didn't see the film at all or in its entirety, it isn't counted or considered to be included.



TOP TEN WORST FILMS


1. Cats

It may be such an obvious and easy pick to be labeled as the worst film of the year but my god what a disaster. The terrible decision in a post-Green Lantern world to super impose CGI fur on people. The abysmal direction. The nauseating camerawork and choppy editing. The poor excuse of an plot even for a musical famously known for its lack of a plot. Human-faced cockroaches being munched on and the squirm-inducing sight of human kids as mice. Starting off as undiluted nightmare fuel only to become a colossal bore in its second half. The terrible singing and acting on display throughout the cast, including thespians like Judi Dench and Ian McKellen. Its stubborn refusal to end right at the perfect time only to haphazardly cut to black. The bare human hands and other CGI missteps. Again, what a disaster.



2. Arctic Dogs

I don't know what is sadder: having a main character whose life goal is to be a postal carrier or making an animated movie that's designed and marketed heavily as a celebration of Jeremy Renner. I especially loved it when it drops literally everything mid-movie so it can create a finale revolving around fracking and the protagonist running around and facing off against the bad guy in his tighty whities.



3. Norm of the North: Keys to the Kingdom

A former king of the shit pile decided to resurface last year with not one but two animated atrocities. This one was the more painful to sit through thanks to its slapdash script (literally two basic sitcom plots smushed together) and its grade-school level animation. The fact that Rob Schneider didn't reprise his role, despite making a second career recently in lending his voice to garbage CG animated fare, was the real shocker.



4. Norm of the North: King Sized Adventure

It had far better animation that Keys to the Kingdom but at the expense of being heavily catered to Chinese audiences. Honestly though, Norm didn't need to be in this Indiana Jones rip-off at all. Worst yet, it is less laughably bad than the second film and more of a tough sit.



5. The Lion King

I don't have this high up on the list just because it's a remake of one of my favorite films of all time. It deserves its placing thanks to Disney and Jon Favreau's decision to suck the life out of all of the beloved songs and waste a colossal amount of money on CGI animals that are highly detailed but completely lifeless. The "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" sequence has to now be forever logged as one of the worst musical sequences of all time, from the passionless expressions on Simba and Nala, to Donald Glover and Beyoncé's lackluster singing, to the sheer fact that it entirely takes place in bright daylight.



6. Playing With Fire

An unfunny mainstream comedy from Hollywood? Who would have guessed. It would have been better suited as a 22 minute sitcom pilot, not a 96 minute torture fest that violently swings between obnoxious buffoonery and depressing gloom. The best thing to come from this movie was seeing the unbridled joy my niece was experiencing with it at the theater. At least she had fun.



7. It Chapter Two

Nearly three hours of painful boredom and padded out horror. Slightly worth it for the fantastic dramatic turn from Bill Hader but only slightly.



8. Gemini Man

At its core, this movie is very trite and could be relatively painless to watch. However, Ang Lee's irritating agenda to shove 3D filmmaking and high frame rate down your throat, coupled with the utter failure of Will Smith's CGIed younger self, made me utterly loathe this film.



9. Wheely

There's been many clones of Cars with far worse animation quality than this Malaysian import. But those pathetic efforts don't spend most of their time being utterly depressing or featuring a villainous plot involving car trafficking and mutilation.



10. Joker

A great man once said that it is okay to like a movie. That being said, outside of Joaquin Phoenix's performance, the score and cinematography, I was not having this film. Young adults routinely get lambasted in film school for copying and/or plagiarizing from famous directors but it's a-okay for Todd Phillips to wholeheartedly crib from Scorsese?! The muddled main message, the bad dialogue, the twists that are either way too predictable or outlandishly dumb, and its wipe-everything-away conclusion all made it more of a miserable affair than it actually wanted to be.



THE NEXT TEN



11. 3 From Hell

Why in the blue hell would you want to make a sequel to a movie that had an amazing ending? Rob Zombie continued the exploits of the Firefly family by essentially remaking The Devil's Rejects again but to pitiful results. He even pulled an Ed Wood: Captain Spaulding was heavily advertised by due to Sid Haig's then real life health problems his character is killed off and replaced with a butt monkey played by Richard Brake.



12. Doom: Annihilation

Universal Pictures Home Entertainment unleashed a mighty plague on the video market with a slew of unnecessary sequels throughout 2019. The most high profile of them, especially with video game fans, was this dreadful Aliens ripoff that made you long for the 2005 Dwayne Johnson-starring misfire. Lowlights included the decision to name the lead heroine Joan Dark, feature more zombies than actual demons, the head slapping fan service, and making the BFG weapon a big deal again only for it to do little to no damage to an average undead.



13. Playmobil: The Movie

Anya Taylor-Joy deserved a lot better than wasting her talents in this laughably bad attempt to ride on the coattails of the Lego movies. Great timing there STX Films in waiting until the iron was ice cold.



14. Tokyo Ghoul S

I'm a sucker for anime-based products but this was an embarrassing watch. They turned a very important supporting player to the franchise into a villain of the week, the main hero is dumber than a bag of hammers, the whole production screams low television budget, and the second half of the film takes place entirely on an obvious soundstage.



15. Hobbs & Shaw

The reheating of the dick waggling between Dwayne Johnson and Jason Statham was bad. Making a boring action blockbuster is even worse.



16. The Man Who Killed Don Quixote

In my review of this film, I said that a rewatch might make this movie more enjoyable. Instead, the film has only soured with me more and more, largely due to Gilliam plagiarizing his own works and its repugnant attitudes toward its female characters.



17. Wonder Park

The story of what happened behind the scenes with this animated movie is far more engaging than actually watching the final product. Seriously, all that trouble just to whisper into a monkey's ear? That song about pi was mighty catchy though.



18. Saga of Tanya the Evil: The Movie

I really wanted to get into this anime property last year and thought that this movie could be a good first step. Not only is it terrible for newcomers, never explaining its isekai design or who the hell Being X is, the film languishes in its inability to generate real danger at any point, even with a opposing character literally named Mary Sue.



19. The Addams Family

Utterly pointless. The cast is perfectly suited and the animation is spot on but like other bad movies on this list, it stretches out a baby-friendly sitcom plot way too long. Even Captain Planet would say this movie is too preachy.



20. Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker

This spot has routinely been given to a Disney produced failure and oh boy do we have a doozy this time around. I don't know what was more soul-sucking: the continuous bombardment of random plotlines and MacGuffins, the sickening decision to resurrect the Emperor in a desperate attempt of fan service, the boring battles and action sequences, the concept of force healing, or Disney and J.J. Abrams' smear job at wiping away all of the advancements set forth by the previous film.



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