Friday, December 8, 2017

Trailer Review - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom




Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
Official Trailer
Watch It Here


Person of Interest: Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard returning as their lame characters, Justice Smith as an annoying kid sidekick (which everyone just absolutely loved in all of the movies past the first one) and Jeff Goldblum in a surprise appearance as Dr. Ian Malcolm.

Scene Pop: Malcolm's back! Even though there's a high chance it's just for a cameo!

Effective?: Not really. It starts off explaining its premise of dinosaur conservation but then moves on to straight up spoiling a ugly looking action sequence involving an active volcano, one of the stupid ball transports from Jurassic World, and Pratt doing his best Tom Cruise by trying to outrun the ash.

Check it Out?: Signs point to no. I love J.A. Bayona but Jurassic World quickly soured on everyone's hopes and dreams of the rebirth of this franchise. That film may have scored a humongous box office take but I can see this one pulling far lower numbers, even if Bayona can somehow make the movie work beyond its sure-to-exist studio meddling and Colin Trevorrow, the man who poorly directed Jurassic World, coming back to co-write the script.






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