Texas Chainsaw 3D
1st Trailer
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Person of Interest: No one. Apparently, the token black guy is rapper Trey Songz. He didn't have his shirt off so I couldn't tell it was him.
Scene Pop: That horrible, negative-colored, flicker jump with the putrid chainsaw sound effect.
Briggs Breakdown: 3 3D effects, one bra, a wrecked door, a wrecked car window, angry attack on a fence, a sucker punch, and multiple phallic imagery.
Effective?: No. The jump scares are annoying and the film doesn't look at all like a Texas Chainsaw Massacre film. Just another Syfy Saturday Night Premiere.
Check it Out?: No. It's kinda hard to take this film straight after The Cabin in the Woods. But again, this is just another below average slasher film, in a haunted house, with a hidden killer who just happens to wield a chainsaw. It pushes the characters/meatbags more than Leatherface, which is plainly stupid to do when making a new installment in a film franchise. Apparently, this is is supposed to be the REAL sequel to the 1974 original classic, which is both laughable and aggravating. Also, they dropped "Massacre" from the title? Why?
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