Joke Film Awards of 2012

Most Accurate Film Title: Gerhard Richter Painting (Runner Up: Man on a Ledge)

A Movie More Confusing than Holy Motors: V/H/S' "The Sick Thing That Happened to Emily When She Was Younger"

Same Dress, Different Hairstyle: The Raid: Redemption and Dredd

Palm Dog Award: Bonny, Seven Psychopaths

Best Animal Duel: Tiger vs. Wolf, Casa de Mi Padre

Best Cinematography of Boogers: Danny Cohen, Les Misérables

Most Suspenseful Sequence Involving Film Storyboards: The Iranian airport in Argo

Most Suspenseful Sequence Involving People Sitting and Staring at Each Other: The last third of Marina Abramovic: The Artist is Present

Most "Suspenseful" Sequence Involving a Vending Machine: Nic Cage ordering a hit in Seeking Justice

Worst Use of the 80's Nerd Girl Trope: Maïwenn in Polisse

Best Use of the 80's Valley Girl Trope: Anna Kendrick in ParaNorman

Dumbest Head of a Major Agency: Agent X, the 1969 xenophobic boss of MIB in Men in Black 3

Best Product Placement: "K-Fried-C" in Killer Joe

Worst Product Placement: Costco in The Apparition and The Watch

Best Use of Vaio Computers: Skyfall

Worst Use of Vaio Computers: The Amazing Spider-Man

Worst Use of a Ton of Computers: Paranormal Activity 4

Best Use of a Katy Perry Song: Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

Best Use of a Rita Coolidge Song: Ted

Oddest Use of a Flight of the Concords Song: The Pirates! Band of Misfits

Most Boob-tastic Poster: Dark Tide

Most Butt-tastic Poster: The Avengers' Black Widow Character Poster (Runner Up: One for the Money)

Best Raunchy Tagline: "The only thing getting blown tonight is their cover.", 21 Jump Street

Worst Raunchy Tagline: "The jizz is up", The Babymakers