Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Film Quotes of 2016

These are some of the choice quotes from the films of 2016, from the ones that had everyone repeating, to the ones that thrilled us at the art of dialogue, to some personal favorites.

WARNING: Some spoilers abound!

10 Cloverfield Lane

Crazy is building your ark after the flood has already come.

Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice

Take a bucket of piss and call it Granny's Peach Tea... You won't fool a fly or me. I'm not gonna drink it.

Save Martha!

Doctor Strange

Dormammu, I've come to bargain!

We never lose our demons, we only learn to live above them.

Too many sorcerers.

Kubo and the Two Strings

If you must blink, do it now...

You are my quest.

La La Land

Requesting "I Ran" from a serious musician! Too far!

How are you gonna be a revolutionary if you're such a traditionalist? You hold onto the past, but jazz is about the future.

The Magnificent Seven

I've always been lucky with one-eyed jacks.

Manchester By The Sea

I can't beat it. I can't beat it. I'm sorry.

Midnight Special

I'll always worry about you Alton. That's the deal.


At some point, you gotta decide for yourself who you're going to be. Can't let nobody make that decision for you.

You know my rule. It's all love and all pride in this house! Do you feel me?

You're the only man who ever touched me.

The Nice Guys

Jack, I'm fucking your dad.

Don't say n'stuff.

Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate.

You guys want to see my dick?

So you're telling me you made a porno where the plot is the point?

O.J.: Made In America

I'm not black, I'm OJ.

If O.J. Simpson were black, that shit wouldn’t have happened.

We’d love to have him on after the show’s over—after the trial’s over.

If we had had a Latin jury, we would have had a picture of him in a sombrero! There would have been a mariachi band out front!

266 nights.

Sausage Party

Just the tips!

We's 'bout to fills what we's need to fill!

Wasn't there a part today about exterminating juice? I didn't write that shit, I love juice. Always have, I mean, juice are hilarious.

Oh, yeah. That's a good point. Fuck me, right?

Beans, I swear to fucking god if you don't shut the fuck up!

Once you go taco, you'll never go back-o!


When you've reached rock bottom, there's only one way to go, and that's up!

Sing Street

No woman can truly love a man who listens to Phil Collins.

Your problem is that you're not happy being sad. But that's what love is, Cosmo. Happy sad.

You can never do anything by half.

You only have the power to stop things, but not to create.

I was a fucking jet engine!


Hey, I know it's not all cupcakes and rainbows, but I'd rather go through life thinking that it mostly is instead of being like you.

The Witch

Wouldst thou like the taste of butter? A pretty dress? Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?


Ooh, ah, you probably didn't know, but a bunny can call another bunny 'cute', but when other animals do it, that's a little...

It's called a hustle, sweetheart.

You're not that kind of predator.

I came here to make the world a better place, but I think I broke it.

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