Sunday, October 11, 2015

Horrors of October - The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence)

The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) (2011)

A mentally imbalanced slug of a man is so enamored by the film THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE, he decides to kidnap 12 citizens and create his own version. THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 is a repugnant piece of refuse through and through. While the first film was able to generate some acclaim by taking its dark plot and giving it a twisted comedic spin, this monstrosity basks in human filth and misery. Its would-be satirical elements on movie fandom are non-existent due to creator Tom Six' insistence on constantly unsettling the viewer with disturbing behavior, blood-soaked nudity, and vile sadism. Though it is all obviously gross and hard to take in even in black and white format, the tactics are nothing more than blatant posturing, like the schoolyard kid who eat worms. The first half is a möbius strip of the asthma-stricken protagonist cleanly whacking people with a crowbar or shooting them with pin-point accuracy, over and over again in London's worst parking garage that only he seems to work at. Then the second half has the ugly blob viciously crafting his creature through rampant mutilation, making do with duct tape and a staple gun, and stand around with nothing on but a doctor's coat and the tightest boxers ever. After swimming in brown shit (the only color present) and gifting some last-minute offensive imagery, the film then just ends on a whimper, making this whole ordeal completely pointless. Unless you take pleasure from sitting on your keister, huffing and puffing and staring at the running time instead of the actual film, avoid this at all costs.


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