Saturday, October 5, 2013

Trailer Review - I, Frankenstein





I, Frankenstein
1st Trailer
Watch It Here


Person of Interest: Aaron Eckhart is Frankenstein (or Frankenstein's Monster if you prefer, you damn hipsters), Bill Nighy as angry British man, and poor Yvonne Strahovski as boring blonde love interest.

Scene Pop: Nothing.

Briggs Breakdown: I give up. The entire trailer is nothing but orange fire and explosions.

Effective?: No.

Check it Out?: Dear heavenly lord, no. What the hell is going on? What does this Underworld rip-off have anything to do with the Frankenstein character? The focus is more on the angels and the gargoyles. This, along with Seventh Son, look to be two gutter trash features for January.





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